A native of Mankat\o, Minnesota, Professor Headup (real name: Professor Darren "Headup" Scarborough) invents new weapons, machines, revolver pistols, rifles, S.T.A.N. (Search, Trace and Navigate and Search, Track and Navigate) guns, shot gunnery, contraption guns, gun-traptions and other contraptions designed to fend off the Order of Awesommeness Foundation planetary robotic contraptions carrying Awesomester Guns to track down the Awesome Mafia Cartel gangsters, mobsters, hoodlums, and various close cold-war militants, combatants and countless police department captains, commissioners and law enforcers around the world in an effort to stop them.

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