Col. Compton, the ORDER OF AWESOMENESS Villain of the Day, earns the nickname "Ray Gun Compton" and battles the Robotraptions and Contrapbots going after the Order of Awesomeness Foundation's notorious genie and grants three wishes beginning with "I wish to battle ____________" Part genie and part lance corporal, Col. Compton rubs the OA magic lamp and, when a fictitious genie grants all three wishes to all Order of Awesomeness Foundation teammates and executives, they send electro-magnetic wish bolts, having handed three five-day combat assignments

to all of them and their militants, combatants and cold-war heroes.

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